when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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