um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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