return my video game
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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