Porn is love you can see.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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