just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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