I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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