Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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