The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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