Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You ruined the universe
Randomize
