idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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