my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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