Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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