We're facebook friends in real life
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Houston, we have a squirter
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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