I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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