You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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