I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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