it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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