I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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