So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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