haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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