Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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