If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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