Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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