Sacagawea was the original milf.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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