Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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