If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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