They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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