i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
