Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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