Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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