all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Of course I have a pirate flag
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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