love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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