i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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