I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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