I hate your face
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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