How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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