She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
These tits shall not be calmed
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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