I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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