Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness Iβm a YouTube star
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