So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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