I'd wear matching sweaters with you
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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