It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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