Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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