You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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