God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I want to fling myself into the sun
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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