I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
no you cant smoke seaweed
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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