Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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