Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
