But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Can i not drive my cunt home
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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