the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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