I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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