It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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