Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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