and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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