the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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