I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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