I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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