Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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