That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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